Panthers are just big house cats
Holy shit, more like super powered house cats.
Awe whose a good kitty kitty?
This is one of the most hardcore badass things I’ve ever seen. And why I love big cats.
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long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
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for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once.
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how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
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